All Entries (alphabetical order)
| Posted: | May 31st, 2008 |
| Who: | won: Mysonne or E. Ness? |
| What: | woud 2pac think about this year's Presidential Election? |
| Where: | is Eminem? |
| When: | do we all get a "Good Ass Job"? |
| Why: | has chain-snatching become so prevelent lately? |
| Posted: | May 9th, 2008 |
| Who: | ever thought that the EIC would be back? |
| What: | is better than the MaD RuMoRz? |
| Where: | did MIMS go? (and no, I don't actually care) |
| When: | do we get another Sean Price album? |
| Why: | is that Tyga guy a skinny Sean Kingston? |
| Posted: | January 23rd, 2008 |
| Who: | really cares about a new LL Cool J album? |
| What: | the f*ck is a soulja girl? |
| Where: | oh where did Wu-Tang go? |
| When: | will we get a "Good Ass Job"? |
| Why: | is Hip-Hop so boring right now? |
| Posted: | January 2nd, 2008 |
| Who: | else is still hungover? |
| What: | would possess someone to buy Chingy's new album? |
| Where: | is the cassette tape revival? |
| When: | do the "are we getting Detox this year" bets start? |
| Why: | don't they just give the Patriots the Super Bowl trophy now? |
| Posted: | November 21st, 2007 |
| Who: | else thinks Kanye's next album will be one of the best records of all-time? |
| What: | happened to the whole "Dog" The Bounty Hunter scandal? |
| Where: | is there a better lyricist than Andre 3000? |
| When: | did Snoop turn into T-Pain? |
| Why: | is Saigon announcing he is quitting when he doesn't even have an album out? |
| Posted: | October 16th, 2007 |
| Who: | else thought 50's "Sabrina's Baby Boy" mixtape was better than his "Curtis" album? |
| What: | the hell is Lil' Wayne doing on the "American Gangster" album? |
| Where: | is Group Home? |
| When: | was it decided that everyone needs to be an authority on A Tribe Called Quest? |
| Why: | was T.I. armed better than the US military? |
| Posted: | October 3rd, 2007 |
| Who: | else thinks Kanye and Jay-Z run the game? |
| What: | possessed Timbaland to call Dr. Dre his "daddy"? |
| Where: | is 50 Cent's blog? |
| When: | did Master P become such a p*ssy? |
| Why: | did Eve get pushed back but we were punished with a full-length Soulja Boy album? |
| Posted: | September 12th, 2007 |
| Who: | the hell is managing Britney Spears? |
| What: | protein shakes is Dr. Dre on? |
| Where: | can I get those white Kanye West sunglasses with the blinds? |
| When: | did Rihanna become so bangin'? |
| Why: | is Kid Rock so damn gangsta? |
| Posted: | August 29th, 2007 |
| Who: | else thinks "Graduation" is the most anticipated album next to "Detox"? |
| What: | did Pharoahe Monch do wrong that Talib and Common did right? |
| Where: | did all the G-Unit stans go? |
| When: | exactly did that whole Hyphy movement die down? |
| Why: | are all these other crab ass rappers releasing their albums on Sept. 11th? |
| Posted: | August 10th, 2007 |
| Who: | else thinks Interscope is really f*ckin' up this "Curtis" marketing plan? |
| What: | would possess someone to buy a new Ja Rule album? |
| Where: | is the person at Capitol Records who didn't sign Kanye West hiding now? |
| When: | did The Source Magazine officially die? |
| Why: | do people call him Joe Buddens? |
| Posted: | July 31st, 2007 |
| Who: | else is waiting for the 50 Cent diss track to Kanye? |
| What: | is Jadakiss doing on the "A Bay Bay" remix? |
| Where: | is Chilli when Usher needs her? |
| When: | did Pimp C become the Hip-Hop Britney Spears? |
| Why: | is MIMS still performing concerts? |
| Posted: | July 15th, 2007 |
| Who: | told Ja Rule we wanted him back? |
| What: | makes me think Fat Joe won't be talking about Remy Ma anytime soon? |
| Where: | did Ras Kass go? |
| When: | will 50 come up with an original idea for this "Curtis" album? |
| Why: | did Pharoahe Monch sell 12,000 records his first week out? |
| Posted: | June 21st, 2007 |
| Who: | else thinks The Roots should leave Def Jam as soon as possible? |
| What: | is "A Bay Bay" and where do I kill it? |
| Where: | did the love go G-Unit? |
| When: | did I start liking that damn "Coffee Shop" song by Yung Joc? |
| Why: | is the music business focusing on ringtone sales rather than making good albums? |
| Posted: | June 8th, 2007 |
| Who: | else thinks Akon gives a better "F-U" than WWE champ John Cena? |
| What: | corner of Jeezy's guesthouse does Blood Raw sleep in? |
| Where: | did Rihanna's forehead go? |
| When: | did the dirty south become so obsessed with ecstasy pills? |
| Why: | won't 50 just admit nobody likes "Amusement Park"? |
| Posted: | May 10th, 2007 |
| Who: | else is beginning to think R. Kelly is never going to trial? |
| What: | the hell is Canibus still releasing music for? |
| Where: | did that Hyphy movement go? |
| When: | did Young Jeezy find his way into Hip-Hop's elite inner circle? |
| Why: | does that new USDA track make me wanna "keep a white girl?" |
| Posted: | April 23rd, 2007 |
| Who: | else is wondering why the hell Cam'Ron was representing Hip-Hop on 60 Minutes? |
| What: | has made me like Akon? |
| Where: | did Nate Dogg go? |
| When: | in the hell did Rick Ross go platinum? |
| Why: | are Common and Kanye West going to have to save Hip-Hop? |
| Posted: | April 3rd, 2007 |
| Who: | else thinks 50 has Cam'Ron on the payroll? |
| What: | is Dr. Dre giving beats to Slim Thug for? |
| Where: | the hell is Tony Yayo hiding? |
| When: | did Al Sharpton become President of Hip-Hop? |
| Why: | did 50 Cent make the same song again? |
| Posted: | March 19th, 2007 |
| Who: | actually cares about Scott Storch anymore? |
| What: | did Jay-Z sign Uncle Murder for? |
| Where: | is Redman's promotion? |
| When: | will I understand one rhyme Cam'Ron spits? |
| Why: | is it pretty clear that Timbaland is a mad genius? |
| Posted: | March 5th, 2007 |
| Who: | else finds it funny that people care more about Kanye's version of "Throw Some D's" than Rich Boy's? |
| What: | makes Def Jam think we want another Fabolous album? |
| Where: | can I get that Jason Mask hoodie? |
| When: | is Nas going to change the name of his album to "My Promotion Is Dead"? |
| Why: | is Swizz Beatz better than Timbaland AND Scott Storch put together? |
| Posted: | February 18th, 2007 |
| Who: | else notices that Young Jeezy is getting a much bigger push than Nas? |
| What: | was sicker than dude's dunk where he put the sticker on the backboard? |
| Where: | is Ali Vegas? |
| When: | in the bloody hell will Ras Kass release a new album? |
| Why: | does Brian McKnight still have a record deal? |
| Posted: | February 12th, 2007 |
| Who: | sucked more than Chris Brown on the Grammy's? |
| What: | was Twista doing at an awards show? |
| Where: | was Jay-Z? |
| When: | did Christina Ag become so bangin'? |
| Why: | was Ludacris talking about running away with pre-teen girls during his Grammy performance? |
| Posted: | January 27th, 2007 |
| Who: | else is starting to feel like Hip-Hop is back? |
| What: | is worse than Ice-T's "Rap School"? |
| Where: | did Lil Kim's stylist get the idea to make her look like Rick James? |
| When: | is Jim Jones gonna get his own reality show? |
| Why: | did Cam'Ron say the "Sizzurp" liquor brand did a quarter billion in sales when the company that distributes it made $1 million last year? |
| Posted: | January 16th, 2007 |
| Who: | in the world is gonna wear a 50 Cent condom? |
| What: | is funnier than Jim Jones dressed up as Borat on the cover of Tru Life's mixtape? |
| Where: | did that Snoop and Dre "Break Up To Make Up" album go? |
| When: | will Kanye realize that heterosexual males shouldn't rock change purses? |
| Why: | is Chamillionaire's new single far from "Ridin' Dirty"? |
| Posted: | January 3rd, 2007 |
| Who: | else thinks Chamillionaire should win the "The Most Polite Rapper" award? |
| What: | is more un-gangsta than Styles P. throwing napkins at someone's window and calling it road rage? |
| Where: | were you when the publicity train for 50's new album started? |
| When: | did Timbaland become a Nate Dogg hook doctor? |
| Why: | can't someone take the steroids away from Busta Rhymes? |
| Posted: | December 27th, 2006 |
| Who: | is that waking up beside me on New Year's Day? |
| What: | is that waking up beside me on New Year's day? |
| Where: | are my pants? |
| When: | did Def Jam decide we needed another DJ Clue album? |
| Why: | isn't Young Jeezy runnin' his mouth now? |
| Posted: | December 19th, 2006 |
| Who: | else is kinda, sorta starting to really like Jim Jones? |
| What: | should my drink of choice be on New Year's Eve? |
| Where: | are the Beatnuts? |
| When: | did everyone just stop caring about Jay-Z's new album? |
| Why: | does it seem like Nas is the only one down with this Hip-Hop Is Dead talk? |
| Posted: | December 7th, 2006 |
| Who: | else thinks Eminem needs to stop dressing like a 14 year old suburban white kid? |
| What: | gives Young Jeezy the right to talk shit about Nas? |
| Where: | did that Fugees reunion album go? |
| When: | did people stop hating on D4L on a weekly basis? |
| Why: | is it starting to look like "Kingdom Done" as opposed to "Kingdom Come"? |
| Posted: | November 27th, 2006 |
| Who: | else is surprised Akon has one wife let alone three? |
| What: | the hell are we still giving KKKramer so much attention for? |
| Where: | in the name of God is Ma$e? |
| When: | did NYPD begin allowing shooting unarmed people 40+ times? (oh wait that's right, they always have) |
| Why: | does it sound like 50's new album is gonna be a real banger? |
| Posted: | November 21st, 2006 |
| Who: | else thinks "Kramer's" next stand up appearance should be on Flatbush Avenue? |
| What: | is missing from "Kingdom Come"? |
| Where: | does Tony Yayo get off saying that Jim Jones shouldn't talk cause he only sold 97K? (Isn't that what Yayo sold over the course of a month?) |
| When: | did everyone stop caring about the Clipse? |
| Why: | is Chingy always on award shows with real artists? You know the kind of artists that sell records |
| Posted: | November 15th, 2006 |
| Who: | else thought Rick Ross was gonna pass out from exhaustion? |
| What: | made BET think we needed to see Young Jeezy 3 times? |
| Where: | the hell do they get off giving an award to "snap" music? |
| When: | did Lil' Jon become the host of the show? (during what segment did this happen?) |
| Why: | did The Game do that bullsh*t shout to Jay? |
| Posted: | November 10th, 2006 |
| Who: | REALLY wants to hear Beyonce on "Can't Knock The Hustle"? |
| What: | is funnier than Nas asking Carmen "Did he (Jay-Z) hold you at night"? |
| Where: | did Cam'Ron get the idea that people wanted another album from him really, really soon? |
| When: | did doing nothing stop being fun for K-Fed? |
| Why: | should Dr. Dre really look into a restraining order against The Game? |
| Posted: | November 5th, 2006 |
| Who: | is going to care about Peedi Peedi Vs. Juelz Santana? |
| What: | does 50 Cent think of The Game now? |
| Where: | is all the griminess Hip-Hop used to have? |
| When: | will we stop all the directional dancing songs? ("Walk It Out", "Do It", "Walk Like A Gangsta" and so on) |
| Why: | did Jay-Z "retire" in the first place? |
| Posted: | November 1st, 2006 |
| Who: | really thinks Jay-Z gives a damn about Jim "Mr. Koch" Jones? |
| What: | makes Def Jam think people will wanna cop those many albums during December? |
| Where: | do people get off trick or treating in costumes that cost less than the candy? |
| When: | did will.i.am become dope again? |
| Why: | does The Game sound exactly like Dre on some of his new tracks? |
| Posted: | October 26th, 2006 |
| Who: | else thinks Trina might regret the raw dog with Lil Wayne now? |
| What: | happened to that boy? (that would be Baby) |
| Where: | is Game's publicist? |
| When: | is 50 gonna swoop in and save the Unit? |
| Why: | do labels celebrate albums that sell 190,000 copies? |
| Posted: | October 23rd, 2006 |
| Who: | else has had about enough of Diddy? |
| What: | is making me have such high hopes for Jeezy's new album? |
| Where: | can I NOT see Jay-Z right now? |
| When: | will Game's publicist just tell him to stop talking? |
| Why: | did we lose Tupac and Biggie but Kevin Federline is alive? |
| Posted: | October 12th, 2006 |
| Who: | else thinks the FBI should be looking for Osama instead of finding out who leaked Jay-Z's single? |
| What: | bubonic chronic does Jim Jones smoke? |
| Where: | and in what time in history was Chingy EVER a "Hoodstar"? |
| When: | is J Records gonna stop pretending they care about Rhymefest? |
| Why: | is The Game turning into that kid at school that pushes you in class and then wants to be your friend at recess? |
| Posted: | October 4th, 2006 |
| Who: | doesn't have a blog? |
| What: | is T-Pain's purpose on earth? |
| Where: | is Game's manager? (and why does Jimmy Hench continue to let him speak?) |
| When: | did Jay-Z become Bono? |
| Why: | can't I wrap my head around 7 people buying Chingy's album let alone 70,000? |
| Posted: | September 21st, 2006 |
| Who: | else thinks Ludacris shouldn't have cut his hair? |
| What: | prompted Jim Jones to change his album title like a hundred times? (what happened to summer?) |
| Where: | did the G-Unit movement go? |
| When: | will Clipse go straight insane postal worker on the JIVE offices? |
| Why: | is The Game's album still called "The Doctor's Advocate" when Dre ain't even on the album? |
| Posted: | September 14th, 2006 |
| Who: | else is thinkin' we won't see Jeezy OR Nas this year? |
| What: | the hell do labels start "south" and "east" divisions for? Isn't it the same damn label? (BlackWallStreet East, G-Unit South, Def Jam South and so on) |
| Where: | would Ja Rule and 50 Cent be hiding if Tupac was alive? |
| When: | can we expect that "I Believe I Can Fly and I Didn't Sex Underage Girls Believe Me Don't Put Me In Jail" single? |
| Why: | will I personally beat Bobby's ass if he ever goes near Whitney again? |
| Posted: | September 12th, 2006 |
| Who: | killed Tupac? |
| What: | does Suge Knight know? |
| Where: | would Tupac be today in his career? |
| When: | will we ever see someone even close to 'Pac again? |
| Why: | won't we let him R.I.P.? |
| Posted: | September 5th, 2006 |
| Who: | else thinks we should give Justin Timberlake his ghetto pass back? (That album is fiyah!) |
| What: | is doper than "wamp wamp" in the slang department right now? |
| Where: | did Game find a butterfly removal service? |
| When: | will Christina Milian pose for Playboy now that she broke? (and why will I be first in line for my copy) |
| Why: | is LL actin' like he 14 now that he rollin' wit 50? |
| Posted: | September 1st, 2006 |
| Who: | thinks it's funny that the kids were singin while T.I. was talkin bout holdin work? (This the VMA edition b*tches) |
| What: | the f*ck were those guys doing on the treadmills? |
| Where: | did Luda get the idea that "Moneymaker" should be his lead single? |
| When: | did LL become 50's sidekick? |
| Why: | did all of the Pussycat Dolls talk and not just Nicole? (Do the other ones even sing?) |
| Posted: | August 25th, 2006 |
| Who: | thinks we should make DMX go fight in IRAQ? |
| What: | the hell is Quincy Jones doin' with a 19 year old? (Side note: dude is my new hero) |
| Where: | is the idiot who thought this "racial Survivor" was a good thing? |
| When: | did K-Fed become that white kid from high school that was tryin' too hard? |
| Why: | would Beyonce's dad offend the only 2500 people who are gonna buy this bulls*it album? |
| Posted: | August 10th, 2006 |
| Who: | would have ever thought a former snowman would be at the United Nations talking about a water crisis? |
| What: | is worse, vomiting on yourself or listening to that "Do It To It" song by Cherish? |
| Where: | is Rhymefest's next "Blue Collar" job? |
| When: | will Game just admit he looked like a straight bitch on that Change Of Heart show? |
| Why: | is Scott Storch the scariest lookin' muthafucka alive? (and yeah that includes Michael Jackson) |
| Posted: | August 4th, 2006 |
| Who: | thinks certain Hip-Hop websites should spend a lil' more time on content than posing for the cameras? |
| What: | title for an album is dumber than Janet's "20 Y.O."? |
| Where: | is Ras Kass to save us all? |
| When: | will Akon not be on someone's lead single? |
| Why: | do I wanna punch that Jibbs kid in his face? |
| Posted: | July 21st, 2006 |
| Who: | else thinks Meth should put the heater to Wendy Williams? |
| What: | is sadder than LL Cool J performing at a Niagara Falls casino? |
| Where: | did Nicole Richie go? (oh wait there she is hiding behind a pencil) |
| When: | will Mary J. stop rappin'? (hopefully soon) |
| Why: | does Rihanna's "Unfaithful" sound like a cat being beaten to death? |
| Posted: | July 12th, 2006 |
| Who: | else thinks it's pretty sad that Blender Magazine is waaaay better than The Source? |
| What: | the f*ck was Ne-Yo thinkin' with that orange hair? |
| Where: | is there a group that says "crackers" cooler than Clipse? |
| When: | will Consequence get his dang teeth fixed? |
| Why: | did this Hot Rod cat jump in front of M.O.P. in line? |
| Posted: | July 6th, 2006 |
| Who: | is Swayze? |
| What: | will be the excuse for Mobb Deep not even sellin' 300,000 albums? |
| Where: | is that Eminem/Whoo Kid mix CD already? |
| When: | will Young Buck stop pretending he likes being in G-Unit? |
| Why: | is it necessary for every single person on this damn earth to have Akon on their single? |
| Posted: | June 29th, 2006 |
| Who: | else was wishing the cables snapped on that platform when Chris Brown was performing on the BET Awards? |
| What: | the hell did Dallas Austin go BACK on the plane for when he realized he forgot his coke? |
| Where: | was Jermaine Dupri's part in the Wayans Bros. "Little Man" movie? |
| When: | did Janet start lookin' like Michael again? |
| Why: | should we believe gun talk from someone meeting with Steve Jobs at Apple? |
| Posted: | June 20th, 2006 |
| Who: | out there is actually in LOVE wit' a stripper? |
| What: | makes me think Busta got his protein shakes from Barry Bonds? |
| Where: | would will.i.am be wit out the white girl? |
| When: | did Cam'Ron stop selling records? |
| Why: | does it sound like they tryin' to cover up the fact T-Pain can't really sing on every song he does? Ohhhh...riiiight |
| Posted: | June 3rd, 2006 |
| Who: | else thinks Mobb Deep and Yayo should form a trio called wood in the hood? |
| What: | the hell is Memphis Bleek recording ANOTHER album for?...(PLEASE DON'T) |
| Where: | are the 10 booty's that actually bought Bubba Sparxxx album? |
| When: | did snappin' ya fingers become a genre of music? |
| Why: | does it look like Timbaland ate Magoo after seeing him in Nelly Furtado's new video? |
