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MDUBB IS YOUR HERO

Don't forget the names...

The Game = Gayme Boy
Akon = Jimmy Africa
DJ Khaled = DJ Salad
Lil' Wayne = Shorty Dumb Nuts

- MAD READERS-

From Romare Basquiat:

"I have the perfect nickname for Junior... Shorty Dumb Nuts!!! Because this guy is outta his f'n gourd!!! Blow is bad for your skin (WTF)... How about it makes you a customer, dumb @ss!!!"

MAD RESPONSE: WE HAVE A WINNER...

From QBoogie SSP:

"You okay MDUBB? You fell or something to start feelin' Lupes bitch ass??? And Lil' Wayne should change his name to "InMy Vein" ... since he loves him some drugs"

MAD RESPONSE: I dig the suggestion...and it rhymed...but as you see, Shorty Dumb Nuts won out.

From JQ:

"What up MDUBB??? Thanks for the Cassie video. Good to know you are coming around on Lupe. L-O needs to stop. Does he not know who he is fuckin' with? I got 2 words for Shawty, Army Guns. Welp, now I know that Soulja Girl video wasnt staged. I also know she is bi-polar and depressed. Are West Virginia citizens serious? Too sad. Going to see Glow in the Dark tongiht. Got wickid close seats, will have my girl get you some good Rihanna pics fam. Other than that, keep up the good work!!!!"

MAD RESPONSE: Dope...make sure you hit me off with those pics...send em to info@hhnlive.com...

From DBtheGmc:

"That West Virginia shit? That's why I have an immediate distrust and distaste for SOME of the Caucazoid race. I find it interesting how they danced around why they wont vote for Barack because he's black. Any other reasons for why they wouldn't vote for him......they really couldn't come up with one. Sad. very sad.
But you know, I believe that's why he gave them ladies the NUT pose on the plane.............no homo."

MAD RESPONSE: LMFAO..."NUT pose"

From uknow:

"How are we "allowing" nelly to call his album "brass knuckles." did we all forget that he got beat up by a girl when he was in school?(peep the link)

http://www.teenmusic.com/d.asp?r=71919

MAD RESPONSE: Hells yeah we forgot about that shit...it's from '04...that's like 20 years in Internet time. Thanks for linkin' it up.

- YA LIED SHAWTY!!! -

Big ups to smokingsection.net



- SAY HI TO THE BAD GUY -

Here he is...the man who knocked out Suge Knight...dude's a barber!





10 bucks says this guy is found in the back of a Buick in 5 days.

- MIGHT NEED A LATE PASS -

I'm pretty sure this rumor has already floated around but I heard that 50 paid BET not to air the Access Granted special for Gayme Boy's new video! Damn...fif runs the world!

- ALIVE AND WELL -

I'm sure you've all heard now that Nate Dogg is alive and well...which is great news. But in case you were curious, Mediafakeout got the death report from a random Myspace bulletin. Uhhhh...if I believed all Myspace bulletins I would have plowed like 40 porn stars from L.A. by now.

- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THESE SUBMISSIONS -

Check out this fuckery from Shorty Dumb Nuts PR company:

"We need you, the fans, to create the official online commercial for "Tha Carter III" announcing its June 10th release. Mash the available video, photos and music to create a 30 second commercial for Lil Wayne. The creator of the best commercial will win the entire Cash Money Records catalogue courtesy of Lil Wayne and Universal Motown.

Here's what you gotta do:

1. Click here to enter: http://www.eyespot.com/promotion/lil_wayne/
2. Click the Start Mixing button on the right to add the videos and single to your account and start mixing
3. Just Drag and Drop your favorite clips
4. Upload your own photos and vids rocking out to the track
5. Drag the "Lollipop" audio track into the timeline to complete your mix
6. Don't forget to display the June 10th release date in your mix!

Contest Ends June 2, 2008

ENTER NOW: http://www.eyespot.com/promotion/lil_wayne/"

- I REALLY WANNA WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING... -

So I'll go with what Miss Info wrote

“Here’s the biggest breasts that you’ve seen thus far…”



- TYSON'S COMIN' BACK!!! -

Rumors have Mike Tyson fighting Kimbo Slice for EliteXC. Word is the fight will go down later this year or early next! TYSON DOIN' MMA!





- SHORTY DUMB NUTS TALKS TO BLENDER -

This interview is worth a look...Weezy is full of all sorts of gems.

...ThE MaD wRiTeR's EyE GaSmS...

The hoodrat kid is in the buildin'



X looks like he's pissed they woke him up for court



Ch-Check it out



The REAL Knockout



Classic from "The Office"